Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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