And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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