just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
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I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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