Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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