their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I did not marry a roomba.
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