she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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