And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
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And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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