I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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