Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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