That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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