how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
They took my balls.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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