If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
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I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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