Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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