my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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