That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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