i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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