Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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