I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
and she was petting her beer can
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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