elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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