he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I think people are normalizing furries
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
