Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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