if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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