Christians are straight up FREAKS
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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