i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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