Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
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What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
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I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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