Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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