BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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