just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I still have a little drunk in my system
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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