it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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