He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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