I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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