At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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