At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
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it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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