hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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