we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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