Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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