It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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