one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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