his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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