I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
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which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
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Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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