do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
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My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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