4 words: hood of his car
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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