the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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