she looked like the before picture.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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