After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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