saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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