worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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