me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
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So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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