i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
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And then the night went full on bisexual.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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