dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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