do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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